Click to Subscribe
Have Vaginal Cavity …
Will Travel By American Psych
© 2018 James LaFond
MAY/19/18
Wow, just wow, what a cavity; Paladin would have been amazed as much as me:
“Missouri resident Anika Witt was sentenced to two years in prison Tuesday after a correctional officer discovered a “Kimber .380-cal handgun” hidden in her “vaginal cavity.”
The Journal Star reports that Witt was arrested on September 7, 2017, after they found heroin in her vehicle and ecstasy in her bra. A correctional officer then found the Kimber handgun in her “vaginal cavity” during a search at McLean County jail.
On Tuesday Witt received a two-year prison sentence on a gun charge and “a 24-month conditional discharge for the drug charge.” The sentences are minor compared to what she could have gotten.
For example, there is “a sentence range of probation to four to 15 years on the heroin charge and two to 10 years on the weapons charge.”
That reminds me of a joke; a guy was banging away, and somehow lost his watch in the pussy. So, asking permission, he put on his scuba gear and went in to look for it. There he was amazed to meet another guy. Hey, buddy, what are you looking for? My semi, I lost it somewhere here last week.
Yeah, high school level (about my IQ anyway), but it came to mind when reading the above.
That’s when TV was great.
Turd America
Poetic Justice
guest authors
Facile Haspel
eBook
the greatest boxer
eBook
song of the secret gardener
eBook
fate
eBook
the sunset saga complete
eBook
uncle satan
eBook
ranger?
eBook
night city
eBook
the greatest lie ever sold
eBook
winter of a fighting life
eBook
fanatic
eBook
fiction anthology one
eBook
by the wine dark sea
eBook
time & cosmos
eBook
the first boxers
eBook
the fighting edge
eBook
book of nightmares
eBook
beasts of aryas
eBook
the lesser angels of our nature
eBook
predation
eBook
under the god of things
eBook
z-pill forever
eBook
sons of aryas
eBook
honor among men
eBook
songs of aryas
eBook
america the brutal
eBook
thriving in bad places
eBook
broken dance
eBook
when you're food
eBook
hate
eBook
on combat
eBook
on the overton railroad
eBook
wife—
eBook
within leviathan’s craw
eBook
the year the world took the z-pill
eBook
blue eyed daughter of zeus
eBook
into leviathan’s maw
eBook
sorcerer!
eBook
menthol rampage
eBook
advent america
eBook
dark, distant futures
eBook
triumph
eBook
logic of force
eBook
taboo you
eBook
logic of steel
eBook
orphan nation
eBook
cracker-boy
eBook
the combat space
eBook
the gods of boxing
eBook
let the world fend for itself
eBook
barbarism versus civilization
eBook
son of a lesser god
eBook
your trojan whorse
eBook
all-power-fighting
eBook
masculine axis
eBook
solo boxing
Trivium     May 19, 2018

Ya do know, They make some very small 38s now days.

That said, I do wonder if this was a Aunt Jemima® Original type chick. :)

Here is a story in your city, This week, you may like Mr. Jimmy.

Title:

Tuesday, May 15, 2018

Where Blacks Kill One Another in 70% Black Baltimore, White People Now Plant “Guerrilla” Gardens at the Murder Site...

Site:

stuffblackpeopledontlike.blogspot.com/
Bob     May 19, 2018

That's the sort of dark place fisting takes you.
Bob     May 20, 2018

Wonder where she hid the spare magazine.
Jeremy Bentham     May 20, 2018

Great joke! In an alternative version of it the guy was fucking an 'experienced' woman and was using a two by four held behind his back to keep from falling in. As luck would have it though he lost grip on the two by four in the midst of the act and fell in anyways. When he hit bottom he groped around in the dark until he encountered this other guy. "Man", he says to the other guy, "what are we going to do now? How will we find our way out of here?" "Dude', the other guys replies,"help me get my motorcycle started and we can ride around until we see daylight."

You just don't hear good jokes anymore, do you?
  Add a new comment below:
Name
Email
Message