Runty Pirate Prose
Humorous Justice Science from Ruben Chandler
© 2020 James LaFond
DEC/14/20
Ruben has dodged forest fires and come to rest in a writing place.
Only Antibodies From Keith Richards' Plasma Can Save Humanity!
Ruben Chandler
I'm still alive. I know some of you Anonymous commenting cowards have a problem with that reality. Have no fear, I worship the ground that awaits you.
I think I'm right about the supposition in my subject bar, Keith's plasma is the only thing that can kill Corona on contact. I can kill a few Coronas myself but not enough to save the planet, though we try our damnedest. At least my idea about Keith's antibodies will go viral but you heard it here first...
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honor among men
book of nightmares
song of the secret gardener
winter of a fighting life
triumph
the fighting edge
sorcerer!
menthol rampage
america the brutal
your trojan whorse
wife—
blue eyed daughter of zeus
time & cosmos
ranger?
within leviathan’s craw
the first boxers
on combat
fate
the sunset saga complete
thriving in bad places
broken dance
z-pill forever
advent america
the greatest boxer
dark, distant futures
the lesser angels of our nature
barbarism versus civilization
the year the world took the z-pill
taboo you
logic of force
fiction anthology one
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orphan nation
songs of aryas
let the world fend for itself
hate
night city
logic of steel
solo boxing
the greatest lie ever sold
by the wine dark sea
when you're food
uncle satan
into leviathan’s maw
the combat space
the gods of boxing
under the god of things
masculine axis
cracker-boy
on the overton railroad
beasts of aryas
fanatic
predation
son of a lesser god
all-power-fighting
Thank you kindly James.