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Free, all expenses paid trip to the Super-8 Motel on Route 40 in the historic Harm City neighborhood of Highlandtown. We see that you purchased When You're Food, and have arranged for you to be escorted via MTA bus by Mister Badshydbe Distant, who speaks all Harm City ebonic dialects fluently. When you offload at the Baltimore Travel Plaza, look for the older bald man with the pecan complexion, wearing the red fez and carrying your 1898 Boer War Era British pith helmet... Seriously, you will be the first person to test fly our interactive, online Habitat Hoodrat Travel Guide!

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