On August 8th an assistant Baltimore City prosecutor was leaving a Jay-Z concert with a friend. On the way to their car they bumped into two drunk Harm City females.
The Harm City Wench Version
While the two civilian wenches were having a discussion on a street corner the mouthy prosecutor ‘interjected’. The two innocent corner wenches insisted that after they told the prosecutor to mind her own business that she bumped her shoulder into one of them hard enough to knock her to the ground, whereupon they defended themselves and the other woman said, “Stop, I am law enforcement.”
After the large innocent ghetto wenches paused ‘the fight’ the one who spoke punched a wench in the face. A female cop then walked up and said, “Who wants to get maced?” and then continued to watch the fight. The first woman [the prosecutor] then waded into the fight, which was shortly broken up by male police.
The two wenches told the police “They should not have bumped into us”, and since they were larger and uninjured were arrested. They have since filed charges against the prosecutor and her friend who later admitted that she was not law enforcement, but was just dating a cop, and taunted the wenches, “Have fun in jail.”
The Baltimore City Functionary Version
The prosecutor and her cop-dating buddy admitted to seeing two females arguing on the corner and as they navigated through the crowd may have ‘brushed up against them.’ The two ghetto girls then came from behind cursing and punching, knocking them to the ground, and then kicking them. The police intervened at this point.
The Harm City Jury
What version of this all-female altercation do you buy?
Do you want to see a reenactment in a pool of gelatin?
If so what odds would you lay on the girly girls versus the ghetto girls?
It is interesting to me that virtually all mutual combats [fights] in Baltimore are now girl-on-girl, as if it is a new sport. I have only one account of a male fighting another male in Baltimore over the last eight years, and they were teens. All of the adult male violence is now strictly predatory or cross-gender. There is no longer such a thing as a man fighting a man. That would be a welcome trend if it was not also accompanied by all of this female violence and the exponential growth of predatory assaults on males by groups of males.
