Snorting Condoms 101
By American Psycho.
© 2018 James LaFond
APR/8/18
All of the inmates of the lunatic asylum were distressed that my article, “The Jurisprudence of Soiled Panties” did not surface, because we all really liked the title, which made us look clever (?), and lawyers, gooses. It took a whole day for the team of inane insanes to work out, and I even had to look up the word “jurisprudence” in what is called a “dictionary,” a place where dicks are kept. But, not to worry, because apart from having a fetish for stealing the soiled panties of pretty girls with loose bowels, my next best trick is snorting condoms up my nose, and in fact, I am doing it as I type:
We can be sure that Western civilization is in safe hands… eh…snouts…and vaginas:
on combat
cracker-boy
the greatest lie ever sold
honor among men
the year the world took the z-pill
song of the secret gardener
uncle satan
predation
by the wine dark sea
fate
your trojan whorse
orphan nation
fiction anthology one
the gods of boxing
under the god of things
advent america
son of a lesser god
on the overton railroad
america the brutal
when you're food
z-pill forever
logic of force
masculine axis
winter of a fighting life
fanatic
let the world fend for itself
ranger?
book of nightmares
the first boxers
wife—
the fighting edge
songs of aryas
taboo you
into leviathan’s maw
within leviathan’s craw
time & cosmos
dark, distant futures
logic of steel
the combat space
the sunset saga complete
hate
the greatest boxer
all-power-fighting
sons of aryas
triumph
menthol rampage
solo boxing
broken dance
blue eyed daughter of zeus
thriving in bad places
night city
barbarism versus civilization
sorcerer!
beasts of aryas
the lesser angels of our nature