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Crackpot Mailbox: Lynn, Fire, Brian Jewell, Gina, Yeti Waters, Mister Grey and Teutonic Fist
Interestingly, although I am uninsured and have no medical, I have been receiving texts and emails assigning me actual schedule appearance times for Brovid Vaxxsheen, even giving me a time that I should leave my location—tracking my IP address use—as I creep through the fetid bowels of Mordor.
The East Coast weather seems to have blown my eye into bad seizures, so much of what I am posting here are emails that I was going to use for articles.
Thank you and sorry.
I can at least share your insights and humor with other readers.

Tue, Mar 30, 11:17 PM (3 days ago)
You will like this link.
Here is the plump brunette you ordered.

Baltimore will no longer prosecute drug possession, prostitution, low-level crimes
Tue, Mar 30, 2:27 PM (3 days ago)
Holla at ya girl!
-Mister Gray
[James has an unfortunate attraction to the Baltimore District Attorney.]

New Blog on Writing
Brian Jewell
Sun, Mar 28, 10:03 AM (5 days ago)
New Writing Experience
There have been a lot of changes we have all had to make over the past year as we all learn to adjust to what many are calling the new normal. Admittedly, some of these changes are rather frustrati…
Hope all is well. I did manage to keep up with my once-a-week blog for a little while. I may write a bunch in one day and just publish them on a schedule. This would allow me to focus on other projects (writing and non-writing stuff). I know you said you would be traveling past my way soon. Look forward to hearing from you when that happens.

Mar 29, 2021, 3:21 PM (4 days ago)
Got a few things for your viewing pleasure...
One is as attachment as a meme below...and two brief clips...
Dickless dude

Lynn Lockhart
Sun, Mar 28, 1:16 PM (5 days ago)
Man with a scythe beats a man with a gas powered weedwacker in a mowing competition, reminded me of your tree chopping work.

The eye grows more jaundiced
Sun, Mar 28, 3:39 AM (5 days ago)
You know what's funny? When I go back and read some of your older articles, the ones that had me questioning your sanity, I find myself genuinely gaining a new appreciation for you. Everything is a learning curve, always. The older I get, the more knowledge I gain, it's just inevitable. That's the goal, isn't it? Try to get smarter. I see your writing through new eyes, and I'm here to tell you that your shit holds up. Maybe in another 20 years I'll be able to fully appreciate your writing.
-Yeti Waters

Some Amish Bashing
Sun, Mar 28, 10:54 PM (5 days ago)
I had a good laugh about the story where your Buddy Dan overthrew a haywagon full of amish.
An aunt of mine visited the Amish community in the 90s out of morbid curiosity. She described it at the dinner table once "doesn't look much different than [insert name of the next village over], in every second house a retard [insert laugh]. I think about this often when people mention their pennsylvania dutch or "german" ancestry and this got reinforced when Varg the Wizard of Content made his "americans: the creame de la creame" Video. During the protestant reformation a lot of schisms evolved among the new evangelicals and usualy it started violent conflict. Everytime a protestant movement lost a violent conflict, they got asylum in some neighbouring state, because every state knows it can come in handy to take in these failed revolutionaries as a strategic reserve. A good example are the french Huguenots who went to Prussia and England. There they went mostly into government, but their psychopathic weirdo genetics still shine through from time to time. For example, that Incel Warrior that attempted to do a Brandon Terrant by attacking a synagoge with selfmade weaponry in the city of Halle, just to be stopped by a wooden door, was the descendent of Huguenots.
So everyone wants the violent protestants, but nobody wants the peaceful religious weirdos. Its like antifa rioters without the brick throwing and zone occupying and shooting, all you left with are dildos.
But I like the idea of amish tribalisation just for the sake of their constant inbreeding and wrecked genetics are more likely to create some "The Hills have Eyes" Scenario where Mennonite Muties drive around horse drawn technicals with a Blunderbuss on top. looking for beards to cut and stalking everyone who disagree with their interpretation about what a traditional number of grandparents should be.
just thinking about it,
when Kyle the Kenosha kid perforated some scumbags there were a lot of german names around on arrest records and bodybags, not only because of jewish involvement, but also because Wisconsin was one of the states that had alot of german migration after the failed revolution 1848, and guess what sort of people these revolutionaries were that their descendents now stock the ranks of leftwing gutter movements.
also, and not to shit completly on muricans, there are many jokes around about how stupid the coastal people in northern germany are because thats where the migration ports were, thats why they say pennsilvania "dutch", and the talented often left the region through these exact same ports.
I remember a letter i once read by some businessman from the springfield armory company that bought a license to produce rifles with the Mauser block system where he wrote "in germany these briliant guys live in poverty when in america they would be rich men" along these lines.
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