Oprah for President of the US of Ass
By American Psycho
© 2018 By American Psycho
JAN/11/18
How could it not happen, for it is punishment by the gods, who would drive us all mad before destroying us because of our hubris. Why, they are even getting the cabinet/coffin, ready, all full of the most gut-wrenching Hollywood liberals:
America will end as one feminist SJW cryfest. She will make Obamarama look positively “Right Wing,” we will be crying for Hillary, as not only guns, but even phallic implements like butter knives will be taken away:
It makes a nuclear/biological/chemical holocaust seem delightful by comparison.
time & cosmos
logic of force
dark, distant futures
thriving in bad places
advent america
barbarism versus civilization
uncle satan
hate
the greatest boxer
beasts of aryas
sorcerer!
night city
son of a lesser god
the gods of boxing
triumph
the first boxers
broken dance
let the world fend for itself
on the overton railroad
honor among men
song of the secret gardener
under the god of things
fanatic
masculine axis
book of nightmares
ranger?
the fighting edge
all-power-fighting
solo boxing
fate
winter of a fighting life
sons of aryas
the lesser angels of our nature
menthol rampage
fiction anthology one
logic of steel
z-pill forever
the year the world took the z-pill
predation
wife—
your trojan whorse
blue eyed daughter of zeus
on combat
when you're food
cracker-boy
taboo you
into leviathan’s maw
america the brutal
the sunset saga complete
the greatest lie ever sold
songs of aryas
within leviathan’s craw
the combat space
orphan nation
by the wine dark sea
President Dwayne Elizondo Mountain Dew Herbert Camacho will be a woman. Count on it.
Uncle Kenny I can't wait!
White House Book Club readings and free Brawndo. I like it already.
I suppose the fact that she owns her own media companies will never be brought up. Imagine if Trump had owned the Wall Street Journal?
That said, I think if affirmative action can keep me from getting a janitorial job with Baltimore City, that the presidency and other political offices should also be subject to this.
Supports our greatest ally? Tick the box!
https://www.timesofisrael.com/oprah-winfrey-would-probably-be-a-pro-israel-president/timesofisrael.com/oprah-winfrey-would-probably-be-a-pro-israel-president/
One thing about Oprah is that, according to the World's Smartest Man, she's really smart and has a massive huge head. This guy noticed that a lot of really smart people have massive huge heads. He says it's almost impossible to get a helmet for his head it's so big. He spent most of his life working as a bouncer in Western bars. (I don't think he too fond of cowboys. He says they come into town to get drunk and fuck but if they can't fuck they like to fight. He calls them shitkickers). Being the smartest guy around does not always, or usually at all, lead to riches.
Of course he's not as bad as what was supposed to be the smartest guy ever who spent most of the last part of his life analyzing subway system routes.