“Jim Goad should read Jim LaFond”

-An email from Dominick that came with this link

This article is about a form of parasitic aggression that only afflicts people who seem safe and tolerant.

If you find that a man has attacked himself to you and will not leave your side, then do the following:

1. Quickly turn and step past or at a right angle from the aggressor.

2. If you do not think this is aggression, then just get on your knees and blow him.

3. Turn, prepared to act

4. If he advances on you poke him in the eyes

5. Step off quickly three steps

6. If he closes with you slap him in the jaw

7. If he presses the encounter into full blown combat, deck him

Having this police helicopter circling my house at sundown every Sunday is getting irritating. Sometimes I find myself wishing I had a 50 caliber roof mount, just like Virgil on McHale’s Navy…