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Being Will White
An Experiment in Collaborative Fiction
© 2025 James LaFond
OCT/4/25
James R. Anderson is a young writer of considerable skill who I have been interested in writing a novel with for some time. A dualistic, good-guy/bad-guy novel would be ideal. One reason is that, as a member of military law enforcement, his association with a passive anarchist twerp might some day put him in the position of having to answer, “Why exactly have you chosen such a lowlife of bad character for your boxing, stick and blade coach? Is there no one else?”
James has the immediate point of noting out that his coach is clearly insane in matters other than hand to hand combat, and also that he has knocked me around for hours on end. There is also the consideration, that as a social deviant, who is utterly apolitical, that his choice of a coach might be regarded as a sociopathy clinical trial, a noble attempt by a young patriot to fathom the workings of the wrong-thinking mind, in the person of a harmless cook, a crackpot, a graphomaniac, a tramp, a bad thinker, in the hope of achieving a better understanding of the mindset of the real and future bad actors on the postmodern stage.
In light of Young James’ patriotic nature and his creative desire to write masculine-themed adventure fiction, and his lack of available writing time, I offered my aid. In return for his kind patronage, feeding and transporting this heretic across the face of the hallowed Body Economic, I am willing and able to write the bad-guy perspective chapters. He suggested using the movie Heat as a model, with the good-guy and bad-guy characters both having sympathetic life portraits.
In search of a bad guy, in light of the fact that I have repeatedly been accused of being the worst kind of evil character conceivable under post modern moral strictures, I suggested that I construct a character that is a composite of those false charges lodged against me by NGOs, progressive lesbians, regressive Christians, democratic feminists, republican karens and people of all races and classes across this sacred money-making matrix. I would like also to flesh out this scapegoat golem with the use of people I have known who have actually embodied the worst possible character flaws of our puritanical age. These EVIL traits are:
-1. To be born WHITE, spawned of that unnatural race that must in every fabric of its subconscious being hate people of color.
-2. To be a RACIST; to consciously cultivate a diabolic dislike for the purer races of humanity.
-3. To be an OPPRESSOR; to dedicate one’s life to placing cruel limits on the life experiences of the natural peoples of Mother Earth.
-4. To be an unapologetic MAN; to take pride in the expression of the fundamentally cruel masculine will by acts of physical force equal to the psychological oppression implicit in the white condition. This is key in the character development of Will White, that his evil, inborn will to limit lives of color, be buttressed, expressed in that most masculine manner of force. For it is well known that as irritating as Karen is, the deep evil born of the white womb may only come to fruition through the masculine condition.
-5. To be a MISOGYNIST; to distrust the morally superior sex, to dislike, in ugly fashion, the fair sex, and to thence punish, torment and oppress the better half of humanity.
-6. To be a direct ACTIONIST; to work his will with his own hands rather than through approved expert proxy hands. This is perhaps the greatest sin that one can commit against civilization, to reject the sanctity of collective action over individual action, to act without sanction.
-7. To possess a sense of innate SUPERIORITY; to believe, specifically, that one is better because he is white, is a man, has a stronger will, or in any way thinks that individual might can ever, in any circumstance, render a forceful action right. Only the hallowed weak, the sanctioned expert, the luckless meek or the collective genius of the majority, may ever by right.
This is my guide for the inner compass of my fictional bad guy, Will White, who has no legal name, is in fact an absolutely, and therefore evil, self-made man. Will has named himself, counterfeited his own identification, his own license plates, his own cash, his own past, and is steadfast in the belief that he will determine his own future. Along with these qualifications for villainy, Will must also specifically run afoul of an agent of the President of USG.
Unknown to most Americans, on March 20, 2025, President Donald J. Trump signed a secret, highly classified directive addressed to the U.S. Marshall Service to hire and induct 100 Sea Marshalls from the U.S. Marines, Navy, Coast Guard, Secret Service and private Military Contractors, to be directed by former U.S. Marshalls, all operating in secret and reporting directly to the President. Each Sea Marshall is sworn to investigate smuggling, tariff infractions, human trafficking, drug smuggling, intelligence agency threats to the executive branch, and to enforce the National Will beyond U.S. Territorial Waters with the use of diving sleds to feed little known enemies of USG, to the deepest dwellers of the sea. This black budget operation is of the highest calling, dedicated to work above, below and beyond the corrupt judiciary, hobbled law enforcement and overreaching intelligence agencies.
Being Will White constitutes a collection of fictional crimes against humanity and its brightest light, America, with the intent of providing crimes for my coauthor to solve with what narrative devices he wishes. The title of James’ good guy narrative, as well as that of the complete collaboration are up to him. We have envisioned and roughed out a trilogy over breakfast, works which will be his to publish as he wishes. This pulp writer looks forward to discovering how James Anderson solves the puzzle posed by the very demanding and indeed grandiose responsibility of Being Will White.
James LaFond, Norfolk, Virginia, Monday, June 16, 2025
James Andersen, author
www.jamesRandersen.com
1,070 words | © James LaFond
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