Jesus, maybe the younger readers won’t get the dig in the title, which refers to diarrhoea and trotting to the crapper. Ok, onwards.

Documents have been discovered at the Leon Trotsky Museum in Mexico City that are correspondence between the commo and New York bankers:

The Trot got a loan in the millions of roubles to be repaid after the overthrow of the Tsar.

Yes Virginia, there is a conspiracy. And, it is the tip of a very dark turd that has been floating for too long.