I remember how sorry I felt for Earl Stackhouse when he suggested we exchange racial slurs for fun only to discover that I had a loaded gun and his had limited fun:

Cracker, honky..., ah, help me out Jimmy

Porch Monkey, Spear Chucker, Jungle Bunny...

[By the way, “coon” was originally a slurr on poor European-Americans and is still a bi-racial term shared by men of both meta-races in the Lower Mississippi Watershed.]

It got to the point that it was not funny.

So, forty years later I am so glad to hear that a brother has caught up:

-1. Snow possums

-2. Snow roaches

-3. Enemies of the Sun [beautiful]

-4. Sugarcane Snatchers

-5. Cornstalk crusaders

-6. Chalk demons [excellent]

-7. People of no color [that is what white people means and is inaccurate, I am beige]

-8. Ice rate

-9. Mayo sapiens [love this!]

-10. Skin cancer magnets

-11. Mayo monkeys

May I add on:

-White cakes

-Bright snakes

-Moon cооns

-Butter faces

-Vitamin D Thieves

-Peeled potatoes

-Maggot faɡɡots

-Cave bitches

-Made snitches

-Ashmoles

-Chalk skulkers

-Pink penis people