“ I Guess Black Lives Don’t Matter To Niggaz!”

-Tommy Soyomayor

It is Sunday morning, folks, time for our weekly communion with the greater angels of our nature. Once upon a “hawngray” time in Harm City, Duz was grilling in his backyard when a dude took the last rib off the girl across the alley and got his head split open by a beastly babe with a beer bottle, bringing on a general brawl. In this vide Tommy covers a similar, but more lethal, story from "fiddy" miles down the road, in the nation's moral heart, Washington D.C.

Now, in all solemn seriousness, let’s say a prayer for the deceased, that his eternal berth happens to be alongside that of Colonel Sanders.