At the Shamrock—a place too rough for the lass in the picture linked below—as Big Ron towered over me, I said to him, "A lady friend of mine was wondering why you are known as Big Ron. What should I tell her?"

He smirked, "Tell her I'm five feet tall," then grinned and added, "the human tripod. That's alright, as much as we look at them, we deserve to be objectified too."

Skulker Jones is the sequel to A Hoodrat Halloween and an urban horror tale of a failed man looking for a final saving grace.