“Choochoo Charlie was an engineer,

He stuck his finger up his mother’s rear,

His mother said, “Well bless my soul,

Get your God damn finger out my asshole.”

-Learned from a little black girl in 2nd grade, in a Philadelphia public elementary school in 1968.

“You should add, ‘And extinguished the innocence of a little white girl.’”

-Protested the subject at her interview