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‘A Man You Can Count On’
Considering The Congregation of the Gaslight Church Hysteric: Maryland, 5/19/25
© 2025 James LaFond
SEP/15/25
Yes, we are here in search of the heretic. For the true believers of the Church Hysteric are dedicated to burning we, the diseased, at the purifying stake!
In 1201, during a famine resulting from the failure of the Nile to flood, Egypt descended into a cannibal hysteria. Documented by a doctor, Abd Al Latiff, this was the worst kind of hysteria, the absolute lack of discipline and stoicism, resulting in the rich and the poor hunting all humanity as food. The doctor that battled the hysteria in his own way noted that one reliable report was tendered, “by a man you could count on.” [1]
In the spring of 2025 I have noted that the mewing multitude of slack-jawed subhumans who blindly serve those who wish to drink my soul are beginning to draw into their former covens, their cults and abysses from where they were summoned in 2020 to worship the Dark Flame of The Deceiver. The art of such evil rule is that the minions do not know that they are the hand of darkness, but rather fancy that they bear the candle light into an ignorant night, like a hammer or a nail that fancies himself the carpenter.
In the very near future hysteria will ramp up again and the millions of Non Persons without Character will revert to their native form as system bots dedicated to the destruction or defamation of any person of character who practices the unforgivable crime of thought. In the last go around, many of us were shocked at how certain people in our lives flaked out and even turned on us, siding with talking news heads, vile feds and science speds.
How can you tell, considering those around you, who you know, if they are in fact that person they claim to be, “solid,” “loyal,” “caring,” “a person you can count on,” in the final call, willing to stand shoulder to shoulder with you in the face of that which devours all?
Plus “Pack” Column
-is a man
-lives in a rural area
-self employed
-works outside
-works with hands, in a traditional occupation
-criminal
-fights
-was a fighter
-has a racial identity, even if not yours
-shares this with your identity
-has a religious identity
-shares this with your identity
[Political and gang identities result in violence within their own group more than against outsiders, so beware of politicized religious or racial groups.]
-criminal
-bar tender, this is based on solid evidence
-does not get visibly upset
-does not get verbally upset
-does not get physically upset
-does what they say they will do
-shows up on time
-has killed
-does not regret killing
-spends time alone
-does not need a partner to do something risky
-gets things done on their own, anything, even gardening, without having to be asked or told
That is about it, 24 possible items in the plus column, getting starting that two-member pack.
How did your friend score?
Now subtract the items below, and hope that wolf buddy of your does not turn into a stampeding steer.
Minus “Herd” Column
-1. Woman
-2. Has gender identity issues
-3. Worships members of another race as morally superior icons, or otherwise has a form of media implanted guilt
-4. Lives in the suburbs
-5. Owns a cat
-6. Owns multiple cats
-7. Atheist, agnostic, secular humanist, unitarian or magic mushroom simp cultist
Watches:
-8. Soap operas
-9. News once a day
-10. News twice a day, keep adding
-11. News thrice a day
-12. News all day
-13. Reality TV
-14. Hallmark Channel
-15. Late Night TV
-16. Comedy
-17. Social Media Follower
-18. Follows a Sports Team, meaning they grow angry or stop watching when that team loses
-19. Only watch sports involving their team, with no interest in the sport as an activity
-20. Votes
-21. Belongs to a political party, even yours
-22. Belongs to an enemy party
-23. Social justice activist
-24. Works in medicine
-25. Works in government
-26. Works for a church, especially yours
-27. Collects welfare
-28. Collects social security
-29. Has a corporate job
-30. Has a job with a pension
-31. Watches your plate with interest, making observations and judgments on your eating
-32. Environmentalist
-33. Will only use a certain brand of mayo, or is otherwise a brand slave
-34. Belongs to a hobby group
-35. That group is focused on role playing or war gaming
-36. Drug addict
-37. Drunk
-38. Believes in law and order over liberty and autonomy
-39. Believes in “Science,” citing “scientific facts,” for reasons to act or not, to comply or not
-40. Attended college
-41. Associates degree
-42. Bachelors degree
-43. Masters degree
-44. Doctorate
-45. Works in “administration” in a corporation, school or church
-46. Has to consult their wife or any other woman before packing up to resist the stampeding herd.
-47. Has the perfect tool for the situation, a can’t miss, no risk, magic wand, gear god panacea!
There you go, 47 ways your friend or family member will look at you, turn into an agent of your unseen MASTER, reshape their face, done gayban sun glasses, button the lapel of their System suit, look vacant-eyed at you as if you were a rabid dog, point their finger at your offensive form, and howl, through their impenetrable paper mask—“YOU!”
Notes
-1. The Jericho Bone, LaFond
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