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JUL/08/18 Mister Joe’s Yard
Northeast Baltimore, In The Third Year Of The Reign Of Fear

JUL/09/18 The Unspoken Person
The Day After Taylor Hayes Got Shot

JUL/12/18 Mister Mohamed’s Bucket
Civic-Minded Homelessness In Action

JUL/12/18 Looking For Another Life
Memories Of Nero The Pict Just Out Of High School

JUL/20/18 ‘My Nephew’
A Retard’s Night In Harm City

JUL/24/18 It Rainin' Katz En Dawgz
The Harm City Hoodrats Brave Torrential Rains To Lay It Down!

JUL/27/18 Walking ATM Machines
Banjo And James: Is Harm City Blight Coming To Your Town?

JUL/30/18 The Flip Phone
An Encounter In Small Town Dindustan

AUG/04/18 Hometown Dindustan News
Harm City Hoodrat Migratory Reparations Recovery Obstructed By Aztec Warrior

AUG/06/18 Yeti Chimp Out At A Mid-Atlantic Mall
Harm City Is Coming To Your Suburban Mall

AUG/11/18 Anarcho-Tyranny Watch
August, In The 53rd Year Of The American Tyranny

AUG/15/18 ‘Watchyou Gonna Do Muvafuca?!’
Assaulting Police Officers Is Now Sanctioned By The Baltimore City Police Department

AUG/16/18 ‘Help Me’
The State Of Loss Prevention In A Baltimore City Supermarket

SEP/01/18 Pale Shopper
Good Ghost Stops POC Looting In Pale America

SEP/01/18 This Week In Ghost America
Shep, Nero The Pict And James Discuss The Latest Disfunction Sampler

SEP/08/18 Boswald Bollocksworth
Wants To Know... An Anarcho-Tyranny Question

SEP/09/18 Hooker Fatigue
Nero The Pict Travelling To The Far East: Thailand, Cambodia, Vietnam And Laos

SEP/12/18 Message In A Piss-Filled Bottle
A Harm City Ghetto Grocer Update

SEP/20/18 Bitch-Boy Blade Battle
A Study Of Knife Combat Dynamics

SEP/27/18 Darn Shity, Harm City
Baltimore Suffered Worst Murder Rate Per Capita Of All U.S. Cities In 2017

SEP/28/18 Concrete Football
A Heart Warming Video From The Upper Left Coast

OCT/01/18 Seven Kills In One Day
The Sun Smiles On The Harm City Hoodrats

OCT/03/18 ‘Can I Use Your Phone, Please?’
Julie’s Shopping Trip Experience With The Good Samaritan Scam

OCT/04/18 ‘Give It Da Fuck Up!’
A Horizontal View Of Vertical Aggression

OCT/05/18 The Ghetto Gourmet Returns
Eating On $20 A Week In Harm City

OCT/05/18 BPD Recruitment
JohnPaul Barber On The Harm City Remote Viewing Beat

OCT/05/18 The Hub
A Harm City Witness Protection Story

OCT/05/18 As I Walked The Streets Of Harm City...
VIDEO: Recently-Released Murderer Shoots Cop, Gets Obliterated

OCT/07/18 Pussy Pass Denied
Professional Sex Object Versus Professional Drug Dealer—Who Wins?

OCT/10/18 ‘Grim News’
How News And Government Skulpt, Obscure And Lie About Violent Crime: With 2017 Murderbowl Final Scores

OCT/16/18 Routine Clown Activity
NYPD Crowdbat Footage: 'A ‘Proud Boy’ Tactical Tendency?'

OCT/19/18 Fat Fucks On Deck!
Baltimore Puts 230 Desk Officers On Streets As Murders Mount: Jeremy Bentham & Justin W. R. Justice On Harm City Homicides

OCT/20/18 ‘Junior’ And The Bitch
A Case Study Of Urban IQ And Vaginal Authority In Action

OCT/23/18 Yeti Season Early Returns
A Harm City Report

OCT/25/18 Is The Future Female?
Crackpot Mailbox: Banjo And James Discuss Co-Ed Locker Rooms

OCT/25/18 Situational Awareness And The Authorities
Crackpot Mailbox: Chris From Logic Corp. Wants To Know About Frail Survival

NOV/01/18 6 Drilled, 4 Chilled
Harm City’s Bloody Halloween

NOV/18/18 ‘A Synthetic Town’
Crackpot Mailbox: Nero The Pict's Painted Heads Up, Social Capital By Zman, November 18, 2018

NOV/18/18 4Th Scapegoat This Year
Fitzgerald, Fort Worth Chief Of Police, Nominated As Next Harm City Fall Guy

NOV/21/18 Darrin’s Day
Battling 4th Generation Shoplifting

NOV/26/18 Hitting 278
The Harm City Hoodrats Recover From Food Coma To Drop Three Bodies On Skanksgiving Weekend

NOV/28/18 Shooting Skill In North Dindustan
Crackpot Mailbox: WellRead Ed On Lead Slinging By The Lead Eating

DEC/04/18 Ebony Privilege Denied
The Nocturnal Baby Scam Claims A Good Sista

DEC/04/18 Urban 'PTSD'
Tales From Harm City High

DEC/09/18 ‘You Need To Leave’
Banjo In Gotham City

DEC/14/18 'I'm Giving Fair Warning'
Crackpot Mailbox: Baltimore Gun Buy Back With DeadReckoningMO & James

DEC/15/18 Breaking News, Snowking
Another PIG Pen Closes Down!

DEC/16/18 ‘The Sissy-Fication Process’
The Modern Survival Manuel: Surviving The Economic Collapse By Fernando ‘Ferral’ Aquirre

DEC/20/18 Poaching Ghost Cheer
A Harm City Christmas Story

DEC/21/18 A Harm City Holiday
A Brief Survey Of Some December Outings In Baltimore City

DEC/22/18 The Black Knight
A Harm City Cop Abating Graft Chocolate On Daft Chocolate Crime

DEC/23/18 Yo Mamma’s Yule
Crackpot Mailbox: A Phone Transcript

DEC/23/18 'Ooooh, Dadi, You're Keeling Me'
Crackpot Mailbox: Juan Stabone And James Discuss Pointed Love And Police Combatives

DEC/27/18 Upscale Yeti Hunt
Fells Point And Mount Vernon, Two Hipster Enclaves Are Targeted By Reparations Recover Agents

DEC/30/18 'There's Dead And There's Died'
BPD Is Underreporting Homicides, Says BPD Officer

JAN/01/19 307: The Juked Murder Count
Crackpot Mailbox: WellRead Ed And James Look At The First And Second Place Middleweight Winners

JAN/16/19 'What The Actual Fuck'
Crackpot Mailbox: Scott Wants To Know What Us Up With The Cannibalistic White Bread Of Harm County

JAN/18/19 Harm City Head Shots
Manny Soprano Is Working Up The Murderbowl Stats...In The Mean Time

JAN/29/19 Murderbowl 2018 Review
Measuring The Lethality Of Urban Heterocongeniality

FEB/01/19 ‘Pat Me Down’
My Friendliest Encounter With A Cop

FEB/02/19 A Man In Winter
A Mister Mohamed Story From Harm City U.S.A.

FEB/06/19 Harm City Heads Up
A Missive From My New Editor At USABEAT

FEB/09/19 ‘Police Commissioners’
‘In Places Like Baltimore Why Do They Always Hire Cops From Out-of-Town?’ Big C Wants To Know

FEB/09/19 Saturday Night Out
Finally Found A Bar In Portland That I Can Afford To Drink At While I Use Their Wifi: Maildrop Below

FEB/09/19 Feminist Darwin Award?
And More Good News With Manny Soprano, Shep, Big Ron & Nero The Pict

FEB/11/19 Homesteading In The Bed Bug Capital Of The U.S.
LaFond's New USABeat Post

FEB/14/19 ‘How Could You Write Millions Of Words?’
‘You Know, When You Die, People Are Going To Ask That And Accuse Miss Lockhart Of Writing Your Stuff…’

FEB/20/19 Homelessness In America
A New USABeat.org Article On Systemic Digestion Of The Masculine Person

FEB/25/19 ‘Growing Up Irish In Boston’
Harden Recalls His Unpent Youth

MAR/12/19 ‘Aren’t You Exaggerating’
‘About The Difference Between Portland And Baltimore?’ A Portlander Wants To Know

MAR/23/19 ‘Ar Baaar’
Pig Tales From A Retired Portland Cop: With Response From The Subject

MAR/26/19 'As Your Attorney...'
Crackpot Mailbox: A Holistic Barrister Issues A Warning To The Cracked Pottery

APR/12/19 After Da Risin'
Yeti Waters News Of Baltimore And More

MAY/09/19 Harm City Shuffle
Crackpot Mailbox: Bob, Manny, Shep, Riley, Jeremy, Ishmael, Tony & Juan Stabone, Retired Portland Cop, Reporting

MAY/09/19 Uncivil War Warning Shot
Combat Training Notes From Later Day Plantation America

MAY/15/19 On A Gray Day
Driving With Uber Joe Into The Snark Of Darkness

MAY/17/19 ‘Would You Defend A Boy In Harm City?’
Crackpot Mailbox: Iggy Epsilon Wants To Know

MAY/18/19 Did You Know?
What Some Criminals And Christian Patriots, Hold In Common?

MAY/22/19 ‘Slip En Fall’
A Liability Discussion At A Harm County Convenience Store

MAY/30/19 Murderess Or Muse?
Considering Again The Depths Of The Harm City Shadow

JUN/11/19 Song Of The Sewer
The Quickening Of Anarcho-Tyranny In Baltimore City And Baltimore County

JUN/19/19 ‘Getting My Grind On’
Uber Joe On Making A Living In The Age Of Planned Human Obsolescence

JUN/20/19 ‘I Dealt Death’
Confessions Of A Harm County Criminal

JUN/25/19 Self-Portrait Of A Sick Society
The Text And Subtext Of The Front Page Of The Baltimore Sun, Tuesday, June 16, 2019

JUL/02/19 ‘Living While Black’
New Laws Could Outlaw Racially Motivated 911 Calls, By Jaweed Kaleem, Baltimore Sun, 5/28/19

JUL/09/19 Ghost-Foot Woman
A Mid-Morning Stroll In Harm County, Peoples Shithole Republic Of Maryland, 10:22 A.M. 7/9/2019

JUL/13/19 ‘Let Me Tell Ya’
A Phone Call From A Harm City Cop On Assignment

JUL/18/19 Overton Railroad Report
Myth Of The 20th Century Crew Seeking Primate LaFond For More Experimentation

JUL/19/19 ‘13 Ounces’
A Sign Of Uncivil War

JUL/20/19 Four Colonized Americans
Specific Impacts Of The ‘Invade The World Invite The World’ Imperial Strategy

JUL/21/19 White Rabbit Warren Invasion
The Trajectory Of Suburban Blight

JUL/25/19 At Flood Tide
Crackpot Mailbox: Brycer Sharper, Lynn Lockhart And James Discuss In House Versus Corporate Visions Of Modernity

AUG/03/19 7 Signs Of Social Blight?
Crackpot Mailbox: Jase-Man Wants To Know—Part 1 Of 2: Macro Signs

AUG/03/19 13 Signs Of Suburban Blight
Crackpot Mailbox: Jase-Man Wants To Know—Part 2 Of 2: Micro Signs

AUG/03/19 ‘Shieeeid’
The Ghost Of Clay Davis And Baltimore’s “Swag”

AUG/07/19 Cherry Hill
Crackpot Mailbox: Uber Joe Reaching Out

AUG/09/19 'I've Been Marked'
Crackpot Mailbox: Some Tips On Sensing The Bad Entitled Wolf At Your Cozy Door

AUG/13/19 'Til Judgement Day And After'
The Charm Of Harm City With InTheseGoings Down

AUG/18/19 Hen House Under The Chicken Hawk
A Frontline Tale Of Urban Blight And Pallid Fright

AUG/19/19 Coffee Cavalier
Crackpot Mailbox: Nero The Pict With The High Tech Dark Age News

AUG/25/19 The Tipping Point
Colin Flaherty Does Not Know It, But Just Documented The Fort Sumpter Of The Comming Race War

AUG/30/19 Laying Down The Only Law That Counts
What Your Home Town Or Subdivision Will Be Like Fore Paleface Pedestrians Within The Next 30 Years—Gauranteed!

SEP/05/19 Hotlanta—Z!
Crackpot Mailbox: Mister Bob Unearths Zombie Apocalypse Ground Zero As Ebony Vamp Feeds On Pale Antihero

SEP/05/19 Laba Dayz
Labor Day In Harm City Keeps The Harm City Hoodrats In The Lead

SEP/09/19 Rabid Rabbit Rustlers
Crackpot Mailbox: And Other Crackpot News From Riley And James

SEP/09/19 Doggy Style
Crackpot Mailbox: Jesse James Bowie And James Discuss The Law Of The Future

SEP/24/19 'Ethnic Cleansing'
Colin Flaherty: White Flight Ethnic Cleansing In Baltimore Families Uprooted Fleeing Black Violence

OCT/14/19 ‘How They Cook The Books’
COLIN FLAHERTY: MAYOR DE BLASIO OF NYC CAUGHT FUDGING CRIME NUMBERS—ON NPR

OCT/24/19 Savage Kangdom
Crackpot Mailbox: Ajay, Jeremy, Riley, Shep, Ruben, The Exile And Big Ron Reporting

OCT/24/19 The Smile Of Mescaline Franklin
A Tale Of Urban Ape-Wrangling Woe

OCT/26/19 Unknown
Homicides In Baltimore For October 2019

NOV/15/19 Hoodrat Invasion Test Run
A Call To Expand The Chuck Norris Rule In Postmodern Murica

NOV/17/19 Killin' It Good
Crackpot Mailbox: Murderbowl News With Marius, Nero The Pict, WellRead Ed And The Crackpot

NOV/21/19 ‘They Take What They Want’
Crackpot Phonebooth: A Distraught Cashier Under The Heel Of Reparations Recovery Agents