For your generous contribution, we, at The National Center for the Study of the Dinduological Arts, have arranged for an all expenses paid for you, by you, tour of Lesser Dindustan. A tent will be pitched at the park across the street from the Baltimore County 8th Precinct building. Along with this authentic tent you will be issued a bugle to summon the police posted at the front desk, and a battery of replica Congreve rockets left over from the 4th of July.

When you are attacked by the Dindoo mutineers we expect a stiff upper lip, a steely eye and no quarter given to those beastly savages! Unfortunately, though we seem to be out of maxim guns... Never fear, Old Boy, your faithless guide shall be none other than Webone Shoop.