Along with news of the Flushing, New York Neighborhood watch team, Brooklyn Shane mailed me an impressive coated color business card from a street clothier operating out of a van who represents name brand apparel manufacturers and sells this stuff far cheaper than traditional outlets, who apparently lack the benefit of Manny's sophisticated procurement methods.

I realize that I am guilty as coming off as anti-American and anti-materialistic. So, please, by all means embrace the Almighty God of Things and call 646-322-1657 so that Manny may roll his slice of Americana up to your residence or place of business and turn the sidewalk into a postmodern bazaar of the bizarre.

"Got yo Nikes, yo Timberlands en yo Jordans—bes prices in town—come on aroun!"