4) Music-wise, I thought you'd enjoy the works of Unknown Hinson:

Sincerely,

Baruch

Baruch, I had a good laugh with this Hinson character, and thought that he should do the Star Spangled Banner for the big NFL games. For one thing, his costuming and ability to imitate would permit him to sing two anthems, a country version and a hip hop version, to satisfy both audiences, but more importantly, permit me to view the fans and the players cringe while being subjected to the rival anthem. I think Hinson doing Snoop Dawg rapping as Francis Scott Key, would be perfect. He could then do Charlie Daniels as the old bard...