This crowns my most productive month of writing I know of, for which I would like to thank my host and all of those who have supported this endeavor. As soon as Lynn gets the Amazon Suppressed Barbarism versus Civilization published, this is the next one in the cue. The front matter and the table of contents of my draft are listed below. Lynn will also be adding a good 30 pages of medical, home schooling and logistical information on this.

Copyright 2020 James LaFond

A Crackpot Book

Publisher/Editor: Lynn Lockhart

Prologue

Written during the Corona virus meltdown from March 7 through March 31 2020, documenting the experience of one failed writer, working in the most sissified pale flight zone in Postmodern America, as a supposedly great and unequalled civilization fails in the face of an uncommon chest cold.

Dedicated to my friend, patron, fellow writer and son of the Confederacy, Riley “Sea Daddy” Smith

Rest in peace my friend.

“Society will develop a new kind of servitude which covers the surface of society with a network of complicated rules, through which the most original minds and most energetic characters cannot penetrate. It does not tyrannize but it compresses, enervates, extinguishes, and stupefies a people, till each nation is reduced to nothing better than a flock of timid and industrious animals, of which the government is the shepherd.”

-Alexis De Tocqueville,

Contents

Prologue 2

Forward 5

‘Waking the Devil’ 10

Dusk 16

‘Dis Corolla Shit’ 16

A Right Mind 25

‘It's Peculiar’ 27

It Came from China 30

My Savage 36

‘Don’t Sleep on Me!’ 39

Who Made Colf a Sport? 42

'Virus Shopping' 45

Yipsterism 49

‘Remember 911’ 53

Looking at Lockdown 63

‘Bait’ 67

‘Bitch’ 68

‘Cunt’ 70

‘Dickslinging’ 73

Thanks for another great lesson, James. 76

‘Just on Time’ 77

Front Loading 88

A Month of Dearth Dawns 93

Lockdown Journal 95

After Midnight 95

A Needle on the Sidewalk 100

Left Ring 105

Bad City Business 107

My Block 111

Rosali 116

Thanks for Laughing 118

A Murder of Crows 121

‘The Man’ 125

Apocalisp 129

‘Out of a Hunny’ 131

‘Dear Bad Guys’ 137

Crow Sundown 140

Crow-Killer Elkin 142

By Night 144

Screams in the Night 147

Shutting it Down 150

Smoking with a Cool Indian 153

Good Afternoon Apocalisp 156

‘The Thing’ 159

Phone Calls Tuesday 3/24/20 162

Avocado Apocalypse 165

Really? 168

Footwork 169

Cordova Virus Vаccination in Baltimore? 171

Out We’ll Go 174

Good to Go 175

Kookle Do Time 176

Sol in Florida 179

Sean from Tennessee 181

Can I Have One? 183

Their Negro God 186

T.P. Hero 188

Home Schooling with the Violence Guy 188

Shopping with the Violence Guy 191

Han Silo’s Chinese Flu 193

Wuhan Jon 196

Doctor Tinactin 199

Elkin’s Pump 202

Mister Grey from Hershey Pennsylvania 205

To the Bank 207

Miss Ezz 209

Flooring 211

Social Distancing 212

Stock Levels 215

Between the Rainclouds 220

Mom 222

The Boot on the Neck 223

Mister Blue 225

Big Ron 227

Adam 229

Elkin 230

This Raining Morning 231

Megan 232

Ajay 232

Sensei Steve 233

Elkin on Tipping Points 235

Carbon Mike 240

Viking Age Barbarian 242

Nero the Pict 243

Shayne 244

The Banker and the Real Estate Agent 245

Autonomous among Automatons 248

Sodom and Gomorrah 252