Quote of the Week
“The devil claims the tenth scholar as his own…”
-Bram Stoker, Dracula
U.S. citizens who disappear every year: 2,000
Missing U.S. children: 50,000
-FBI
Unaccounted for [runaways that nobody cares about] children: 100,000
-some bleeding heart pack of liberal whiners
The number of years it requires U.S. military personnel to torture a 15-year-old POW to confess to five war crimes based on his alleged killing of a U.S. service man with a grenade: 8! Really guys? I think we need some Turkish prison guards down there in Gonads-for-Police-Dogs Bay.
The number of shoulder fired weapons required to defend a cigarette shop in Tripoli Libya: 6 [one fully automatic]
The mayor of Benghazi Libya: Huda ‘The Executioner’
Most popular Libyan pickup truck accessory: automatic antiaircraft cannon
Facilities used for political prisons in the new American-liberated Libya: elementary schools and zoos. I really must object on behalf of the original inmates, who have been displaced where?
Gun stalls on Al Rhasid Street in Tripoli are manned by boys whose inventory include: batons, tazers, hand guns, pump shotguns and M-16s. It beats school!
-VICE
I have no current price on a weekend getaway for two at the Tripoli Motel Six.
