Sean, Kicker of Ass, Christian Soldier, has informed this old wizened heathen on God's Very Day, that I will be required to glove up and advise the underdogs on this Man Weekend.

Gimp that he is, the Crackpot Crumb shall obey this summons.

The date for arrival is PM, Thursday, May 23.

Friday, May 24 will be training day.

Saturday, May 25th will be Fight Day.

Brett and Sean will have the King Kong versus God's Cracker stick fight...

Sunday Morning the 26th,.. we have breakfast and go.

I hope to head west from there, if someone attending from points west can drop me off in Cincinnati or Saint Louis, i'd appreciate it.

I don't send ciphers to such an event.

If we have Meat Met, or if you are willing to meat-up with this old crumb, contact me by phone, and after we shake hands somewhere in this damned land, I'll give Sean your number and he can send out the invite.

I am experimenting with boxing, and do think I can spar on training day.

It is great to hear Brett will be there, as I can no longer demonstrate stick and blade fighting footwork, even in slow motion.

The crackpot phone number is: 443-686-0598.

Text before you call so i know you aren't a publisher or literary agent.