Thanks to Mescaline Franklin for this article.

Quite opposite of our criminal-enabling money-worshipping political elite in Savage America, a man of the Barbarian Island Republic that has given more STDs to U.S. servicemen than any other brothel host nation, thinks that violent crime is wrong!

Wait, in America only financial crime committed by working class people is wrong and everything else is okay. What gives?

He also is suggesting that he will not be playing the Washington Flute!

If you like this quote checkout the article at the link below and I hope the FEDs don’t firebomb this guy’s doghouse:

“If you are doing an illegal activity I my city, if you are a criminal or part of a syndicate that preys on the innocent people of the city, for as long as I am mayor, you are a legitimate target for assassination.”

-Rodrigo Duterte