From the “Bitches be Crazy” department…You know, just because she liked to fuck in the graveyard didn’t mean she was a dead lay…

-Jeremy

Jeremy, this bitch looks like the den mother at a biker bar I went to in 1981. It was scary being stopped by big bearded bikers, armed with buck frontiersman sheath knives, at the door and finding out I was the only unarmed patron as everybody else's knives were tossed on a wooden shelf. But what was really frightening, was when this chick looked at me, winked and licked her lips. I could not get out of there fast enough.

-James