“Okay guy. I’ve got a story idea to challenge your twisted mind. Bigfoot. I’m really into Bigfoot documentaries. I want you to do a story about Bigfoot, and to really throw a curve in there I want him to be a millionaire!”

-Gene

I accept your Challenge, Sir. By 8:00 a.m. Monday, August 3, 2015, I must post Love Stinks starring Darrin “Sasquey” Erikson, last of his kind, and scion of the Yankee Cup Company.

Look, Gene, you didn’t think I was going to give him a fortune 500 company, did you?