Khronos renders a cracker evermore into a crumb…

Due to decreased eye/voice/brain/leg function:

Barred from Valhalla on Two Counts:

-I no longer drink—has not helped a lick, but it’s on the checklist. Non-alcoholic beer isn’t so bad.

-Fighting is over.

I heard you sneering Nords and Alpines, “Keltic fag,” to which this wretch pleads guilty.

Training

-Limited to ambulatory therapy, with the goal to settle for a cane rather than crutches. The days of being an okay footwork coach are over

Coaching

-Man Weekend, May, Pennsylvania, for Sean

-July 4, West Virginia, for Alex

Podcasts & Interviews

-only in person

-short form

Communications

-Have email ability 3 weeks a month, large text please, thank you Jeth

-Have a smart phone, and will call back, the battery lasts 8 days, and sound is great!

-Eye/voice issues prevent texting and speech to text

-the Samsung Galaxy 16 is being used as a combo pager/payphone: firing squad, full auto please…

-The crumb has only been able to enter 10% of it’s contacts, as touch screen tech explodes it’s eyes. A distant Zoomer has promised help in May.

Travel Cancellations

I have made many verbal commitments, many of which I will be unable to fulfill, as medical aid is sought to remain above the dirt.

Montana, Wyoming, Michigan, Wisconsin, Indiana, Kentucky, Ohio, New York, New England, New Mexico, Arizona are out.

Travel Maybe

Illinois, Kansas, Missouri, Colorado, Lost Angels, Washington.

Travel Yes

Meaning the old goat has a funerary, library, coaching or a medical appointment…

Oregon, Oakland, Utah, Pennsylvania, New Jersey, Maryland, West Virginia, Florida, Alaska

Canceled Writing Projects

-Aryas Project cut short, February 26

-Biographies cut short, March 26, resulting omnibus being assembled as ‘Werk’

-Plantation America/Patreon ends December 26, remaining volumes: Planting America, In This New Isrаel, Of A Planted Land, Rise of a Notion.

Jameslafond.com Schedule

-Posts scheduled through end of May

-Beginning in June, Saturdays will not have post

-Planned schedule: Sunday = fiction, Monday, Wednesday, Friday = nonfiction

Fiction Priorities 2026

1.) Skinnies!

2.) Of The Naked Lands

3.) Bisch

4.) MORTAL

5.) Beer Dealership, The

6.) Seven Sons: Areid Overture

Nonfiction Priorities 2026

Other than putting a fork in PA and BIOs

1.) War Wick: Considering Alexander & Longarus

Thank you for your support,

-JL, Utah, 3/13/26