Look, I don't care if you are the latest scion of a civil rights martyr house or the new Commander of the Black Gorilla Family. Dude, once you find that runway video of Dai Macedo winning the Miss Bum Bum Brazil pageant, you are going to have the urge to move your operation to Goias Brazil.

The young lady can be found in all of her gluteal glory on YouTube. She should be the babe in distress in the next Conan movie.