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Ishmael's House Cat
The Sponsor and Organizer of the Kettle of Bones Expedition Has Treed A Cougar—A Blonde with One Hell of a Manicure
© 2015 James LaFond
DEC/28/15
Ishmael, thanks for the photos of that giant pissed off alley cay screaming down at the camera. I have always thought big cats were so beautiful, and read every book on cats and big game hunting in Africa and Indian I could as a boy. I will only be bringing clothes and writing material on the plane out to Utah, and was wondering, does anyone sell spears out there?
I mean, that thing is a cat, even though it is my size, and with me recently arrived from Baltimore, I might still smell like hoodrat!
Or would using grizzly bear piss as cologne be a better idea?
No, scratch that, I don't want a bear falling in love with me...
I was wondering about the last photo in the sequence looking like the thing ran farther up and out in the branches and leaped away.
What happened, and what kind of tree was that?
It seems like an evergreen in the photo on my flip phone.
Really, thanks for the pictures.
 
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