When I was a kid there were ads on the TV “pray for Rosemary’s baby,” which was the Roman Polanski film, “Rosemary’s Baby” (1968). He knows about such things:

Fast forward to the 21st century, and we have a much nicer case, heart-warming in fact, of a woman who set out to become the fattest woman in the world, once being fed calories through a funnel, but who now is desperately trying to lose weight to save her unborn baby:

I am sure that the outflow of “family values,” will bring tears to some of our gentle readers, who have wives and happy, happy families. I cried buckets of tears into my beer, which I drank through a funnel, just for the joyous occasion:

Apparently, Jesus is not helping here.