Roland was driving home down Harford Road in Early August as the sun went down at about 8:30. Three unarmed, innocent, oppressed, Dindu whelps were riding their—or perhaps recently acquired in a reparations recovery initiative—bikes down the center line of the busy primary street. Not wanting these idiot kids to end up under his wheels, Roland laid on the horn. The three Dindus then tailed Roland home, and when he emerged from his car, one of them pulled out a handgun and pointed it at him, without firing. The Dindus then fled. A call to the police resulted in the detention and questioning of one of the boys and the confiscation of a pellet pistol.

Roland, bro, do not try and save the Dindus from themselves!

Any suggestion that the martyr saints of Dindustan are doing wrong is a racist attack upon their hip hop character. Try to show some respect.