The Box Prophet has moved out of his Las Vegas watermelon bin, and into a $10 U-Haul moving box, which he sprayed with insulated bedding from Home Depot. He has moved to Sunny California where he dreams dark dreams pregnant with meaning, "harvests legal weed," and spies upon the world from the vantage of a smart phone.

He just sent me this text:

"Did you hear about the details on the French terrorist murders, the apartment killings?

Thought not.

"It's being suppressed, what they found. The victims were badly tortured: disembowelment, genitals stabbed, eyes cut out.

"The French reason for suppressment?

"People will overreact...arm themselves..."

There you have it, from the personal communication device of the box prophet himself.