At long last! Forget about oppressive heteronormal tools like guns, swords and crossbows, things that develop the traditional warrior manhood ethos in lads.

Here is the new Belle doll, to promote the forthcoming Beauty and the Beast remake:

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Some internet wits say that the doll looks like Justin Bieber, others, like soon-to-be-departed Barrack Hussein Obamaaaaaaaah. Whatever.

You know you want one. Excellent, I imagine for throwing knife practice.