One third of young Americans think that complimenting a woman’s looks is sexual harassment:

Ok, fuck them, or better still, don’t fuck them.

If you don’t want to follow my lead and go for high class call girls, saving up your money for true professional sex, even one a month, then maybe plastic pussy could be your thing:

Hell, the wife does not mind, as it gets him off her back, literally! Everybody is happy, especially the doll, who always has a smile on her face, no matter how smelly and “fishy” she gets down below.

Yum, pirate’s delight.