I have been blessed to be gifted hundreds of audiobooks. While unable to visually read, along with listening to these I have been listing to some Paul Bing Ham, T—B Wright and Rickard Barrett podcasts while trying to reinvent Tai Chi in a dark Igloo. Headed to an Injun Burial ground tomorrow for one of our many recently deceased friends in the PNW. Until then I shall enjoy the following recommended listening.

Hopefully one of these will work for your techtarded ass. I say this as a fellow techtard.

May your travels be light and whatever boobs may you procure heavy.

See you nex monf, Yo

Nero, King of the Picts