"Mamma's baby is daddy's maybe!"

Tommy makes this an abortion argument, which was very responsible.

But I would rather invoke The Khan, patriarch of 200 million!

This dude was white!

Where the average black drug dealer only has 9 bastards, the work ethic of this paleface postal worker permitted him to father 1300—plus!

Now, that is white supremacy.

As a lady friend of mine, who was apprised of this situation said, "Oh, he had a hell of a lot more going on than Johnny Cash!"

The second video ends with a clinic on ebonic naming traditions.

Conducting the Moral Autopsy 0f a Nation