Look, I’m just giving a heads up. I’m in the middle of writing a novel and of finishing my impressions of the first part of Moby Dick and I’m not letting this chick get in my way.

I will note that Baltimore County Police now wear body and head cameras, so there should be footage.

Randallstown is at the end of a notable migratory crime corridor that branches out of West Baltimore, having been diverted by hook, crook and the Good Book from the rarified upper-class enclaves above North Baltimore.