Murderbowl 2018 Review
Measuring the Lethality of Urban Heterocongeniality
© 2019 James LaFond
JAN/29/19
We beat the Superbowl by a week and the hoodrats in Chicongo are robbing people for their winter jackets as the Ice Age Returns.
Oh what a wonderful morning,
Oh what a wonderful day,
I've got a sanguine feeling,
That some bad shit is rolling our way!
From the Billy Beane of urban violence, Manny Soprano.
2018 proved to be another impressive year across the nation. The boost in murders, first fomented in 2015 under the direction of President Frothy Latte, has sustained for another year in America's medium-sized cities, especially those with certain characteristics. Manny has prepared the tables below and I have added some commentary...
under the god of things
your trojan whorse
dark, distant futures
orphan nation
the sunset saga complete
night city
barbarism versus civilization
thriving in bad places
triumph
the greatest boxer
son of a lesser god
menthol rampage
on combat
wife—
sons of aryas
songs of aryas
advent america
broken dance
within leviathan’s craw
logic of steel
masculine axis
taboo you
sorcerer!
let the world fend for itself
time & cosmos
uncle satan
solo boxing
hate
the lesser angels of our nature
america the brutal
blue eyed daughter of zeus
into leviathan’s maw
song of the secret gardener
the first boxers
the combat space
ranger?
winter of a fighting life
predation
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all-power-fighting
on the overton railroad
honor among men
z-pill forever
the greatest lie ever sold
logic of force
by the wine dark sea
the gods of boxing
fiction anthology one
when you're food
book of nightmares
fanatic
the fighting edge
fate
the year the world took the z-pill