[JL’s comments in brackets.]

Hey James I hope that you are doing well. I am writing to inquire your expertise on interactions with the darker hostile race that tends to turn to violence instead of accountability for their actions.

[The Special Theory of Accountability stipulates that folk of gawdly hue have a Natural Right to composing their own subjective account, to include selective, omitted and redacted memories.]

I was riding my motorcycle tonight when I was almost hit by a car that made a left out of a right turn only lane. My response was just simple hand up in almost a shrug out of acceptance of giving up on the hope of others knowing how to drive.

[That was reasonable, in Iceland. But, in New YoGayistan, pretending not to notice is the best policy. For noticing gawdly actions might imply judging your betters, which is hazardous to our pale health.]

Now, my neighborhood was on the next right anyway so I let it go and pulled into my neighborhood and then into my driveway a few houses down. To my surprise my newly made acquaintance had followed me to my house and was sitting in his car with the window down parked across the street. As I got off my motorcycle, I could not hear what he was saying as he was talking at normal level and I had earplugs in.

[Do not approach a yo vehicle, ever.]

So, my naiveness took the better of me and I walked closer thinking if this guy was not yelling maybe he was apologizing for clearly being in the wrong.

[Congratulations for being raised somewhere other than Baltimore, Philly or Screw York.]

As I approached, I tried to explain that I could not understand what he was saying because I had earplugs in. This remark at first seemed to agitate the early 20's dark dread headed male who then stepped out of his yellow ford focus.

[Dread Chyles have been trained since my childhood to treat any suggestion that their crystal clear diction is not understood as a slight upon their education and their race. Talking in a manner calculated to be unclear, but claiming its perfection, is a way for the Dark Lords of Murkha to develop aggression and justification against the peasant class. Their culture largely continues to imitate, in the crudest parody, that of the Southern Planter class of the 1700s.]

He repeated again and again I stated that I could not hear him that is when he produced a dark baseball bat from behind his back and half held it up like a person who has rarely held a baseball bat before does before they attempt a swing.

[If this is the dude I think it is, Professor YoStine selected the wrong weapon. Blunt extension weapons against larger athletic men are generally not effective.]

So, I made enough distance as for him to have to step to hit me with bat but close enough to where could shoot in for a takedown if the aggressor made his step.

[Don’t shoot against a bat. Plumb and overhook.]

His lack of intimidation seemed to only frustrate him as he lowered his bat and did the usual black intimidation catch phrase of "what, what, what are you going to do now".

[He is asking for feedback. He is afraid and figures he will lose to you like he did to his mamma when she knocked his ass off the high chair. He is begging you to give him the verbal energy he needs to find his long lost balls. Men who start arguments from their car usually do so to draw an approach from the person they want to use a weapon on.]

This when as much as not trying to seem like prey as possible and not having to run because now it seemed that he had something in his right hand that I could not make out (black guy in all black on a cloudy night) and in chances it could be a gun (young black guys with a little bit of money tend to make it their first purchase) I did not want to give him the target of my big ass trying to run away as there was little cover between me and the door and I would have much rather tried to roll the dice with trying to grab it before he got a clear shot.

[So far, not bad, considering you broke the #1 Rule of Negro Wrangling: never ever speak to them, ever. No, not then either! They get agitated and are wired to build aggression verbally, emotionally. Silence is the tool par excellence for unseating the ebony gawd from his jabbering throne.]

I tried to state as calmly as possible that my dad would hear us and that he would be right out with a gun soon (which he would have if he was only paying more attention to the dogs barking their head off instead of the TV) this seemed to put out his flame as he stepped back, but yet remarked that he didn't give a fuck and that I flipped him off. Which I tried to respond as calmly as possible that I simply just put my hand up as I did not want to be hit by a car.

[Fortunately he was alone. If he had cohorts your approach and engagement would have already resulted in contact.]

He then reared the bat again but this time it was more obvious that his goal was to intimidate me more than anything as he had not stepped forward from the 2-3 feet as before and I was pretty well out range without that first lead step. Once, he started to reason that he was upset because I gave him the finger, I tried to reason with him back to get the argument off track of him wanting to swing the bat at my head.

[One cannot reason with groes, ever. The reason why this seemed to be drifting into your control was that he broke discipline and forgot to call in for backup before following you, or, perhaps they had not come up as expected.]

I explained that I could not stop in a turn like that with a motorcycle or I would crash. This then would lead to him revealing that he had a CDL and that he was not going to throw his life away, clearly a man of reason besides the whole you know following someone home and pulling a bat on them to try to recover his crippled ego.

[Every word spoken increases the length of interaction, increasing the chance he fully womanizes and goes retard and also that his friends might arrive. Always assume a negro has called in backup. This seems to be a degenerate example of their softening kind a good training foil. Please remember always, that this was not, is not, and can never be a human being.]

Once, he revealed this he made a couple more steps back to his car and he did some more whining about motorcycles being on the road which I responded again with that I could not hear him hoping this would take the rest of the wind out of his sails and it seemed effective as he did not have his anger to drive him anymore he got back in his car hurled a few more insults as he was clearly the tougher man and drove away.

[They get to this point more quickly if you do not say a single word.]

If you are able to find the time to dissect this over detailed story and respond with how the Negro Wrangler himself suggests how I should have treated this clearly victimized young black man, it would be greatly appreciated.

[Glad you appreciate the fact that while you think you are a sleep, that your ghostly soul journeys back through time and rapes his ancestors.]

Best Regards,

M.J.

…

MJ, there is no such thing as an over-detailed Negro Tale. What few thoughts rise in that 700 CM brain case to find expression in jabbering antics, song and dance, are all important. For we discuss interactions with the single most important person on that man’s planet. In his mind, if he stepped in the room with Trump, Putin, Chink One and the Fryatolla, they would all bend the knee, kiss his hand and argue over who would have the honor of cleaning the dust from his sneakers’ white walls.

These creatures were created by God to test us. They are negative feedback engines which, through long contact, assist your devolution into a whigger, or cultivate in you the discipline of the MASTER. No men are more slavish or more highly value their own feelings; they are essentially women in men’s bodies. Women already commit three times the domestic violence as men. Imagine if those addled minds were in the bodies of men? That’s right, you have the African American, which is a dysgenic Anglo experiment in cultivating the least civic minded person by crossing the most slavish Africans with the least disciplined Europeans.

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The Rules of Negro Wrangling

1.) Never speak to them, ever.

2.) Never approach them, especially at their vehicle.

3.) Never make hand signs.

4.) Make no facial expression, at all.

5.) Cultivate an easy, relaxed, narrow gaze, not a glare.

6.) Know that they have back up on the way, either cops or criminals.

7.) You walk faster than they can think, so walk calmly to the nearest weapon cache or strong point and prepare to repel boarders.

8.) Their favorite crimes against people of pale evil are:

-A. Car Jacking

-B. Robbery

-C. Home invasion

-D. Rape

Baseline enjoyment and morale building is had through the sacred art of assault, which is the threat of proximity and verbosity. Jabbering are features of the four most sacred acts of social reparations. Virtually all of the above crimes begin as verbal engagement. When you talk, you think, hoping to solve the social rift. When they talk, they feel, thirsting to exploit the social rift they have been conditioned to cause.

Sir, they hate and fear you and have zero imagination, operating under the spell of projection, like a woman. Your hatred and fear they are prepared for. They are also prepared for you to be “a chump,” “a sucker,” who will try and clear up the encounter they created. What shatters their fragile minds, is when you show no HATE, no FEAR, and no CARE for them.

That man followed you. In the future, any man who follows you home is to be reckoned a home invasion threat. Glance at him to maintain a fix on his position, as you go to your house, acquire the best weapon you have, and take up a defensive position. Do not approach the car, sight him in and do not fire until he draws a gun or is within three steps of your position at the front door.

His generation is weak. But, you never know when the tiny minority of “fo real,” groes might take up a similar position.

You did what you did and it worked out okay. Let it provide a workshop in your mind. Revisit this scenario many hundreds of time. It is a gift. Imagine it going differently, by inserting a single what if? Use this actual event from your past to practice visualizing possible events in the future.