That’s right, Oliver, the German Storm Trooper helmet that served from 1916-45 in the interrupted War of European Suicide.

The distant second is the spiked Kaiser helmet!

White bikers in Baltimore generally go for the chrome-rimmed, generic, black helmet.

WTF?

I’ve been called a “Bitch-ass Nazi” by Reparations Recovery Agents for having a bald head and declining to get mugged on the same street I see black bikers tooling around on rice-burning crotch rockets and Harley Davidson’s?

Did I wake up on the right planet?