I have been somewhat unfeeling, and well, unapologetically white, in regards to the tragedy of G-man, and his terrible end at the hands of the bicycle cops—who—being bicycle cops—one would assume would be the last and most able-footed pigs that a quick thinking hoodlum would attempt to run from.

Well, without further unsympathetic ado or white guilt, I give you jameslafond.com’s Freddie Gray Memorial YouTube link, with a special thanks to Ajay, our Negro Affairs Research Specialist.

Visual Note: In the article The Vagina That Launched 1,000 Ships there is a character named Pizza John, a Tombstone Frozen Pizza account rep, who enlightened me as to the virtues of blonde womanhood. That man was a ringer for the shorter of these two comedians, with a very similar voice, and with a short afro. As a further note, I believe—though I cannot prove this—that our prolific classics quoting reader Jeremy Bentham is the actor portraying the white cop.

Disclaimer: I do not indorse the content of this video, though I did laugh all the way through.