To my fellow nerds, fighters, Christians and Heathens—you weird-ass gnostics too.

To you Odinists celebrating a belated winter solstice, keep in mind, that your forefathers switched to Christ, hunted the Thor die-hards from Norway, to Ice Land, to Greenland and to Vinland, where they survived as Mohawks, Stonnish Giants and Wendigo and gave us a bunch of cool hair styles.

Let's not all get along—that's not much fun.

Thank you knuckleheads and wonderboys so much for supporting this crackpot in his quest for a second childhood.

Have a great day.

j

Please: A prayer for Electric Dan, Big Ian, Stickman Chuck and Uber Joe, who are all facing recovery from training, work and aging incidents, and for Kelly and Guru Rick who didn't make it.