Would you like to trade your trusty small sword for a dussack to avoid incurring a murder charge when hoodrats overrun your domicile?

Would you like to exchange that flamboyant rapier for a claymore so that you will be able to cut the heads off of zombie hordlings in the coming apocalypse rather than having to fuss over withdrawing an elegant arm from the rotting corpse that is trying to eat you?

Well, then click on the link below.