Sir,

Those ten days ditching, reading, writing, shooting and speaking of many things into the wee hours, was among the best times of my life, for which I am ever grateful.

I learned something humbling everyday and was granted the character-building experience of trying to outdrink you, my jug of Jersey Jungle Juice, inspired by Marry Soprano, verse your rarified rye:

Rocky Mountain Cοοn Asses 1

Harm City Hoodrats 0

Thank you, Sir.

James, 7/29/18