"I'm watching this empty suit right now, spouting empty bullshit about the Middle East. I suppose he's supposed to be the president. He acts more like a storage unit for bad ideas. You know I'm suspicious about this Middle Eastern commitment. It is something you might wish to consider as you imagine the duplicitous extent of your bondage.

"A friend of mine recently came back from deployment in Afghanistan—a Marine Corp sniper. He said that he was just providing protection for the poppy crop, that the poppies literarily grew up to the base perimeter. I guess we have to make sure these rich suburban twats can get high on their heroin. That's [keeping the price of opiates down]worth a leg, right; worth losing your mind in your twenties?

"In any case, the entire justification for going to war seems to be dubious left-handed decapitations, that, upon investigation may well turn out to have been videoed before a blue screen.

"You are being brainwashed—willfully and collectively misinformed, and that oddly enough is the best kept secret of Humanity!"