What is it like to be punched, kicked, kneed, grabbed, smashed, stabbed, whipped, whooped, mauled and cleaved?

Ask the author. And, just in case he is too brain-damaged to offer a coherent answer by the time you meet, he has recorded his impressions of life from the short end of the combative stick within this brutally hilarious book.

The book is organized into 14 chapters by body part [among which the author includes ego/spirit] with 11 photos.