There are many visions of how it is going to end in this country, but the most likely candidates for the Americapocalypse are three black women. They are talk show queen Oprah Winfrey, former first lady Michelle Obama and Sen. Kamala Harris (D-Calif.). Oh, fuck.

A major research project is underway in my department to measure the level of political correctness these candidates will radiate. There are concerns that if they campaign, other libtards may start to orbit them. The greater fear is if two such candidates come together in close space-time proximity, doomsday will occur, causing a black hole singularity, sucking in the entire earth.