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Man versus Modernity
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Thunderbird
The Grandfather Flight of Panther-across-the-moon and the Man-Eaters & other Stories

Thunderbird is a collection of furious fantasy, science-fiction, horror and adventure fiction, with a common theme, that Civilization is evil, that its festering edifices of moral decay must fall, and that it will take more than a few bad men to finally put the bullet in the brain of the morbidly obese goddess who is cruel mother to us all. Includes:
  • The novella Thunderbird, Conceived by Ishmael Johnson
The shorts:
  • Animal Control
  • The Negotiator, conceived by Joseph Bellofatto
The vignettes:
  • Hellbound
  • Goddess Altar
With short fiction by Riley Smith & Tony Cox
  • Wacky Boy
  • Heartwood
  • Blowjob from an Angel
  • The Scarecrow's Last Stand
And the Filthy Few Auditions:
  • Coconut Groove
  • BITCH


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